cons: (☢ i can kill you with my brain)
wιcнιтa, ĸanѕaѕ ([personal profile] cons) wrote in [community profile] ataraxion2013-02-09 02:17 am

voice;

[ Wichita is not. a happy. camper. and it's very obvious by her tone, the fact that this is a voice transmission instead of a video and the fact that she hasn't left the bar since she got there earlier today.

in fact, a note to all you Space Babylon regulars, the doors to the bar have been locked ( by her ) and there's no music coming from inside it either. just normal, boring silence. on the transmission, you can probably hear the slosh of booze inside of a near empty bottle ( it was nearly empty when she got here, mind. some of the bottles stopped refilling themselves each jump. isn't that great? ) and the smack of her lips once she finishes her sip before she starts talking
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To everyone that was fr- that knew Brian Kinney, crew member 006 » 033, I've got some bad news. Or good news, if you're an optimist, which I'm not. He went home last jump. Went to sleep here, woke up not-here.

Which I guess puts me in charge of the bar.

[ hence the doors being locked and the general 'fuck off' vibe of the place ]

Are there any bartenders on board that wouldn't mind working for free? 'Work' is a loose term, I mostly just sit around drinking with people whenever I'm here. Or if anybody wants to.. be here regularly and help make sure it doesn't turn into a crapfest, let me know. Assholes need not apply. [ because nobody will ever be a better asshole than Brian. ..wait, ew. she takes another sip, and only cuts herself off when she hears the tell-tale 'whoa whoa whoa!' of her mini Wall-E bumping into something in the near-dark. ]

Did your light go out again, bud? [ the one she fashioned onto his front in case the power went ut again. or, in the case, when Wichita decides she can't deal with colored strobe lights guiding the little cleaning bot's path ] Here, c'mere- [ aaaand the feed cuts ]
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (Gurl where'd you get ur extensions)

voice;

[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-22 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't believe it! Your shooting abilities have to be mucked.
tigers: (Causes don't pay.)

voice; hi threadjack

[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-22 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
They've always been mucked, chummy. She hasn't more than one out of ten good shots on her.
tigers: (Swapsies?)

voice;

[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-22 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
I've only told the truth.
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (let grandpa tell you about ww2)

voice; wow stalker

[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-22 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Do you always pop in on conversations, chum? I'm having a talk here!

meh he don't curr]


And I'm sure one of ten shots from you are getting you sent to the brig. Courtesy of roomba prejudice.

Chum.
tigers: (Default)

voice; nooo chrissy linked me

[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-22 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Only ones with Wichita, chum. They share a special bond. ]

A truly accurate deduction, chum. Suffice to say, I wouldn't even need the ten shots.
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (YO CUSTARD I'M HAPPY FO YA)

voice; I'M CALLING THE COPS

[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-23 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, good! That'd be a waste of ammo otherwise, just to get you back into a cell.
tigers: (That was the question I'd never answer.)

voice; aw okay the cops and i are tight

[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-23 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be the first to admit that it isn't an uncomfortable cell.
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (Gurl where'd you get ur extensions)

voice;

[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-24 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should change your place of residence.

[CELL CONDO, GO.]
tigers: (I believe in Sensation.)

voice;

[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-26 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, what a terrible suggestion, old chap. Then I wouldn't be able to speak with you lot. I know how much you enjoy my company.
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (that is why you fail)

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[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-27 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
How could I not? A man with such great style in facial hair is the best company to keep.

Tell me, do those things deflect bullets?
tigers: (Still practising auntie's signature?)

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[personal profile] tigers 2013-02-28 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
They very well might. And you lucky man, you. You're the first I'll ask to test it. I'd put more stock in a stranger's shot than I would in Wichita's here.
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (Put that thing away man.)

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[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-22 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Shouldn't you be prepared, in case our legendary mill is overrun with creatures?
staytofight: <user name=bushyeyebrows> (I SEE WHAT YOU DID)

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[personal profile] staytofight 2013-02-23 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Not this day, my friend. Patience is a virtue; maybe we'll have a chance to find our mill.